*listening to music through earphones*
*earbuds loosen and music starts blaring*
me:NO ANDY GET BACK IN MY EARBUDS.
And not a single nearby person noticed the struggle, except my computer buddy ,I feel you bruh.
Near x reader (metaphor)Near x reader (metaphor) by Fate4Destiny
The motive Near gave you managed to fit perfectly to the case you two were working on.
"You're a genius!"
Near gave you a dull look, his hands pausing from swooping around with toy planes.
"Didn't you already know that?"
"This will be a peace of cake."
The case hardly lasted more than an hour on your desk before you sent the results to INTERPOL. You then spun around on your chair to see Near looking at you. His eyes were deep in thought.
"There is only a 2% chance this relates to cake. Unless we are referring to L, in which it increases to 3%."
"There's like a 50% chance of either. So let's just increase security at both museums..."
You glanced sideways at Near slowly, who was staring at you with the extent of what passed on him as disbelief.
"I already told you, it was a 48% to 52% chance."
"Two percent chance is not close. It could be 0% and 2%, or 98% and 100%. Absolutely nothing or absolutely everything."
"Well what's your solution?"
Exasperation was evi